{"id":25046,"date":"2014-04-09T09:13:40","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T14:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=25046"},"modified":"2014-04-09T09:13:40","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T14:13:40","slug":"the-rise-of-the-bloodmouth-carnists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/04\/09\/the-rise-of-the-bloodmouth-carnists\/","title":{"rendered":"The rise of the bloodmouth carnists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/esr.ibiblio.org\/?p=5656#more-5656\" target=\"_blank\">ESR<\/a> has a bit of fun at the expense of a militant vegan:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Some weeks ago I was tremendously amused by a report of an exchange in which a self-righteous vegetarian\/vegan was attempting to berate somebody else for enjoying Kentucky Fried Chicken. I shall transcribe the exchange here:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><em>>There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting<br \/>\n>carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty.<br \/>\n>There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food.<br \/>\n>How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL<br \/>\ndescription of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD<\/p>\n<p>NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST<\/p>\n<p>I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE<\/p>\n<p>ESPECIALLY IF THEY&#8217;RE KENTUCKY FRIED<\/em><\/p>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I am no fan of KFC, I find it nasty and overprocessed. However, I found the vegan rant richly deserving of further mockery, especially after I did a little research and discovered that the words \u201cbloodmouth\u201d and \u201ccarnist\u201d are verbal tokens for an entire ideology.<\/p>\n<p>First thing I did was notify my friend Ken Burnside, who runs a T-shirt business, that I want a \u201cbloodmouth carnist\u201d T-shirt \u2013 a <em>Spinal-Tap<\/em>-esque parody of every stupid trash-metal tour shirt ever printed. With flaming skulls! And demonic bat-wings! And umlauts! <em>Definitely<\/em> umlauts.<\/p>\n<p>Once Ken managed to stop laughing we started designing. Several iterations. a phone call, and a flurry of G+ messages later, we had the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reagencydesign.com\/collections\/54275-all-products\/products\/6194566-bloodmouth-carnist-s-xl\" target=\"_blank\">Bloodmouth Carnist T-shirt<\/a>. Order yours today!<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bloodmouth-Carnist-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"Bloodmouth Carnist t-shirt\" width=\"483\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25048\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bloodmouth-Carnist-t-shirt.jpg 483w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bloodmouth-Carnist-t-shirt-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bloodmouth-Carnist-t-shirt-480x480.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ESR has a bit of fun at the expense of a militant vegan: Some weeks ago I was tremendously amused by a report of an exchange in which a self-righteous vegetarian\/vegan was attempting to berate somebody else for enjoying Kentucky Fried Chicken. I shall transcribe the exchange here: >There is nothing sweet or savory about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,57,53],"tags":[618,463],"class_list":["post-25046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-humour","category-politics","tag-clothing","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-6vY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25046"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25050,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25046\/revisions\/25050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}