{"id":25020,"date":"2014-04-07T08:37:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-07T13:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=25020"},"modified":"2014-04-07T08:37:14","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T13:37:14","slug":"the-non-libertarian-police-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/04\/07\/the-non-libertarian-police-department\/","title":{"rendered":"The Non-Libertarian Police Department"},"content":{"rendered":"

I linked to Tom O’Donnell’s “Libertarian Police Department” article last week<\/a>. This week, Conor Friedersdorf<\/a> presents the Non-Libertarian Police Department. The difference is that O’Donnell’s department doesn’t exist, while Friedersdorf is describing far too many actual police departments:<\/p>\n

I can laugh along with parodies of libertarian ideology. But shouldn’t a reductio ad absurdum<\/strong> start with a belief that the target of the satire actually holds? Tom O’Donnell<\/a> proceeds as if libertarians object to the state enforcing property rights \u2013 that is to say, one of the very few state actions that virtually all libertarians find legitimate! If America’s sheriffs were all summarily replaced by Libertarian Party officials selected at random, I’m sure some ridiculous things would happen. Just not any of the particular things that were described. That isn’t to say that there weren’t parts of the article that made me laugh. It got me thinking too. If the non-libertarian approach to policing* was the target instead, would you need hyperbole or reductio ad absurdum<\/strong>? Or could you just write down what actually happens under the officials elected by non-libertarians? It is, of course, hard to make it funny when all the horrific examples are true:<\/em><\/p>\n

I was just finishing up my shift by having sex with a prostitute<\/a> when I got a call about an opportunity for overtime. A no-knock raid was going down across town. <\/p>\n

“You’re trying to have your salary spike<\/a> this year to game the pension system, right?” my buddy told me. “Well, we’re raiding a house where an informant says there’s marijuana, and it’s going to be awesome \u2013 we’ve got a $283,000 military grade armored SWAT truck<\/a> and the kind of flash grenades that literally scared that one guy to death<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

“Don’t start without me,” I told him. “I just have to stop by this pawn shop. It’s run by some friends of mine from ATF. They paid this mentally disabled teenager<\/a> $150 dollars to get a neck tattoo of a giant squid smoking a joint. Those guys are hilarious.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I linked to Tom O’Donnell’s “Libertarian Police Department” article last week. This week, Conor Friedersdorf presents the Non-Libertarian Police Department. The difference is that O’Donnell’s department doesn’t exist, while Friedersdorf is describing far too many actual police departments: I can laugh along with parodies of libertarian ideology. But shouldn’t a reductio ad absurdum start with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10,13],"tags":[725,98],"class_list":["post-25020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law","category-liberty","category-usa","tag-militarization","tag-police"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-6vy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25021,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25020\/revisions\/25021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}