{"id":25000,"date":"2014-04-06T08:29:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T13:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=25000"},"modified":"2014-04-06T08:29:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T13:29:41","slug":"youre-doing-it-wrong-mr-fireman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/04\/06\/youre-doing-it-wrong-mr-fireman\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re doing it wrong, Mr. Fireman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><div id=\"attachment_25001\" style=\"width: 863px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net\/hphotos-prn1\/t1.0-9\/1560563_10152058619249639_836166571_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25001\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Youre-doing-it-wrong-Mr-Fireman.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;It&#039;s always good to read the ENTIRE instruction manual first ...&quot;\" width=\"853\" height=\"639\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Youre-doing-it-wrong-Mr-Fireman.jpg 853w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Youre-doing-it-wrong-Mr-Fireman-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Youre-doing-it-wrong-Mr-Fireman-480x359.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 853px) 100vw, 853px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25001\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;It&#8217;s always good to read the ENTIRE instruction manual first &#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n<p>H\/T to Andr\u00e9 and Eric for the photo and caption, respectively.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H\/T to Andr\u00e9 and Eric for the photo and caption, respectively.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,237],"tags":[156],"class_list":["post-25000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-railways","tag-fail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-6ve","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25002,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25000\/revisions\/25002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}