{"id":23377,"date":"2013-12-19T00:01:35","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T05:01:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=23377"},"modified":"2013-12-18T08:54:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T13:54:40","slug":"qotd-blackadder-greets-queen-victoria-and-prince-albert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2013\/12\/19\/qotd-blackadder-greets-queen-victoria-and-prince-albert\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Blackadder greets Queen Victoria and Prince Albert"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>Ebenezer Blackadder<\/strong>: Cork it, fatso! Don&#8217;t you realise that this is the Victorian Age, where apart from Queen Piglet-Features herself, women and children are to be seen and not heard!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prince Albert<\/strong>: Queen Piglet-Features!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ebenezer Blackadder<\/strong>: Yes! &#8220;Empress Oink,&#8221; us lads call her. The only person in the kingdom who looks dafter than her is that stupid Frankfurter of a husband. &#8220;The Pig and the Prig,&#8221; we call them. How they ever managed to produce their one hundred and twelve children is quite beyond me. The bed-chambers of Buckingham Palace must be copiously supplied with blindfolds! <\/p>\n<p><em>Blackadder&#8217;s Christmas Carol<\/em>, 1988.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ebenezer Blackadder: Cork it, fatso! Don&#8217;t you realise that this is the Victorian Age, where apart from Queen Piglet-Features herself, women and children are to be seen and not heard! Prince Albert: Queen Piglet-Features! Ebenezer Blackadder: Yes! &#8220;Empress Oink,&#8221; us lads call her. The only person in the kingdom who looks dafter than her is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,57],"tags":[345,396,101],"class_list":["post-23377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-humour","tag-christmas","tag-monarchy","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-653","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23379,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23377\/revisions\/23379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}