{"id":22751,"date":"2013-10-31T10:35:57","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T15:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=22751"},"modified":"2013-10-31T10:35:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T15:35:57","slug":"reason-tv-do-the-healthcare-mash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2013\/10\/31\/reason-tv-do-the-healthcare-mash\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason.tv &#8211; Do the Healthcare Mash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TaC1lk7KVzI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Trick or Treatment? Remy channels Bobby &#8220;Boris &#8221; Pickett for this Healthcare.gov-Halloween mash-up.<\/p>\n<p>Written and performed by Remy. Video by Sean Malone.<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Lyrics:<br \/>\nHe was working on his laptop late one night<br \/>\nwhen his eyes beheld a ghoulish site<br \/>\nHe could not log in despite several tries<br \/>\nthen suddenly to no one&#8217;s surprise<\/p>\n<p>(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nHe did the Healthcare Mash<br \/>\n(the Healthcare Mash)<br \/>\nit was a keyboard smash<br \/>\n(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nthe website was trash<br \/>\n(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nHe did the Healthcare mash<\/p>\n<p>Who could design such a site so flawed and so sloppy?<br \/>\nThe code is so ancient, perhaps it was Hammurabi<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d try to apply but the site would suspend<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end<\/p>\n<p>(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nHe did the Healthcare Mash<br \/>\n(the Healthcare Mash)<br \/>\nit was a keyboard smash<br \/>\n(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nHe tried to clear his cache<br \/>\n(he did the Mash)<br \/>\nHe did the Healthcare mash<\/p>\n<p>Hundreds of millions of dollars were spent<br \/>\nfor a website that has trouble loading<br \/>\nHow could the government&#8217;s web designers<br \/>\ncreate a site with such awful coding?<\/p>\n<p>(they did the Mash)<br \/>\nAhh, they did the Healthcare Mash<br \/>\n(the Healthcare Mash)<br \/>\nit was a keyboard smash<br \/>\n(they did the Mash)<br \/>\nthey spent all of our cash<br \/>\n(they did the Mash)<br \/>\nThey did the Healthcare Mash<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trick or Treatment? Remy channels Bobby &#8220;Boris &#8221; Pickett for this Healthcare.gov-Halloween mash-up. Written and performed by Remy. Video by Sean Malone. [&#8230;] Lyrics: He was working on his laptop late one night when his eyes beheld a ghoulish site He could not log in despite several tries then suddenly to no one&#8217;s surprise (he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,66,57,13],"tags":[58,937,463],"class_list":["post-22751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-health-science","category-humour","category-usa","tag-internet","tag-obamacare","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-5UX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22751"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22752,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22751\/revisions\/22752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}