{"id":22733,"date":"2014-02-11T10:41:20","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T15:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=22733"},"modified":"2014-02-11T10:41:20","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T15:41:20","slug":"qotd-the-nsa-voicemail-greeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2014\/02\/11\/qotd-the-nsa-voicemail-greeting\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: The NSA voicemail greeting"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Thanks for calling the National Security Agency. Press 1 for a blanket denial. Whatever you heard, it&#8217;s not true. Press 2 to hear a transcript of every call you&#8217;ve ever made. Press 3 to confess. If you haven&#8217;t done anything, that&#8217;s OK, the NSA treats everyone like a criminal. Press 4 to have your tax money used to violate your privacy. Press 5 to hear these options again.<\/p>\n<p>Gregg Easterbrook, <a href=\"http:\/\/espn.go.com\/nfl\/story\/_\/id\/9895219\/the-kansas-city-chiefs-nfl-only-undefeated-team-for-real\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Are the Chiefs real or opportunistic?&#8221;, <em>ESPN Tuesday Morning Quarterback<\/em><\/a>, 2013-10-29<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks for calling the National Security Agency. Press 1 for a blanket denial. Whatever you heard, it&#8217;s not true. Press 2 to hear a transcript of every call you&#8217;ve ever made. Press 3 to confess. If you haven&#8217;t done anything, that&#8217;s OK, the NSA treats everyone like a criminal. Press 4 to have your tax [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[84,57,41],"tags":[913,463,154],"class_list":["post-22733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-humour","category-quotations","tag-nsa","tag-parody","tag-privacy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-5UF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22734,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22733\/revisions\/22734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}