{"id":19839,"date":"2013-04-13T08:50:19","date_gmt":"2013-04-13T13:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=19839"},"modified":"2013-04-13T08:50:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T13:50:19","slug":"jonah-goldberg-on-melissa-harris-perrys-lean-forward-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2013\/04\/13\/jonah-goldberg-on-melissa-harris-perrys-lean-forward-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonah Goldberg on Melissa Harris-Perry&#8217;s &#8220;Lean Forward&#8221; ad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the most recent &#8220;Goldberg File&#8221; email, Goldberg had this to say about the rather revealing sentiments expressed by Melissa Harris-Perry in an MSNBC &#8220;Lean Forward&#8221; clip:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Before we get to all that, a word about the ad campaign itself. In one sense these ads are like the question, &#8220;You want extra?&#8221; from the masseuse at a shady Vietnamese massage parlor &mdash; proof that all pretense at propriety is exactly that, pretense. This is supposed to be a news network. Moreover, it is supposed to be a news network that constantly boasts of its professional and philosophical superiority to Fox News (and it&#8217;s true; except for ratings, influence, quality, and profit MSNBC kicks Fox&#8217;s butt). And yet, they run testimonials to state power with a frequency that rivals North Korean TV.<\/p>\n<p>But in another sense these ads are the &#8220;extra&#8221; itself &mdash; a rather sad and perfunctory attempt to satisfy urges that barely rise above the masturbatory. The self-love oozes from the screen as the hosts&#8217; inner-15-year-olds realize this is their chance to prove they&#8217;re as great as their favorite social-studies teacher told them they were!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the magic of Hollywood, they preen for the cameras with an almost post-coital glow as they deliver their little sermonettes that amount to pointless verbal onanism. Hey, look. There&#8217;s no-necked Ed Schultz at a diner, looking like he&#8217;s having one last cup of coffee before he has to work up a sweat burying the corpse of a dissident union official still moldering in the trunk of his ten-year-old Coupe de Ville. And there&#8217;s Rachel Maddow (looking a bit like that aforementioned dead union official) trying to give her Stakhanovite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/articles\/276723\/lean-forward-you-first-jonah-goldberg\" target=\"_blank\">commitment to infrastructure projects<\/a> a romantic hue.<\/p>\n<p><strong>All Your Children Belong to Us<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And now there&#8217;s Melissa Harris-Perry. By now you&#8217;ve heard of or seen the ad, but just in case <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=23fxiKWFKrg\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> it is. In short, she thinks the idea that your kids are, well, <em>yours<\/em> is outdated and counterproductive.<\/p>\n<p>Rich Lowry, praise be upon him, offers a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/articles\/345053\/your-kids-aren-t-your-own-rich-lowry\" target=\"_blank\">fine summary<\/a> of what Harris-Perry is getting at here. Actually, no disrespect to the guy who signs my paycheck (who is not only a powerful man, but a handsome one) but Harris-Perry herself was more than clear enough about what she&#8217;s after. The thing is only 30 seconds long, very highly produced, and straight to the point.<\/p>\n<p>This is important because Harris-Perry is now simultaneously <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.msnbc.com\/2013\/04\/09\/why-caring-for-children-is-not-just-a-parents-job\/\" target=\"_blank\">insisting<\/a> she won&#8217;t apologize <em>and<\/em> insisting that she didn&#8217;t say what she so obviously said. In the ad she&#8217;s talking about the role of government, government investments, and ridiculing the idea of &#8220;private&#8221; ownership of kids. &#8220;We have to break through,&#8221; she urged, &#8220;our kind of private idea that kids belong to their parents or kids belong to their families.&#8221; Now she claims she was talking about civil society and voluntarism?<\/p>\n<p>As the guy who took Obama to his first stable said when the president was about to step in some equine feces, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s horses***.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the most recent &#8220;Goldberg File&#8221; email, Goldberg had this to say about the rather revealing sentiments expressed by Melissa Harris-Perry in an MSNBC &#8220;Lean Forward&#8221; clip: Before we get to all that, a word about the ad campaign itself. In one sense these ads are like the question, &#8220;You want extra?&#8221; from the masseuse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28,53,13],"tags":[374,269,101],"class_list":["post-19839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-liberty","category-media","category-politics","category-usa","tag-children","tag-propaganda","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-59Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19840,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19839\/revisions\/19840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}