{"id":18080,"date":"2012-12-06T12:23:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-06T17:23:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=18080"},"modified":"2012-12-06T12:23:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-06T17:23:14","slug":"yeah-uhhh-i-dont-think-driving-around-with-20-pounds-of-drugs-in-my-car-is-really-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2012\/12\/06\/yeah-uhhh-i-dont-think-driving-around-with-20-pounds-of-drugs-in-my-car-is-really-a-good-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"“Yeah, uhhh \u2026 I don\u2019t think driving around with 20 pounds of drugs in my car<\/em> is really a good idea”"},"content":{"rendered":"

What do you do when you find $175,000-worth of drugs stashed on your property<\/a>?<\/p>\n

I am standing chest-deep in a dank, muddy concrete-lined hole in Silver Lake, staring eye-level into a duffel bag full of high-grade drugs.<\/p>\n

It smells strongly of marijuana — despite the fact that someone sealed it tightly into jars, Ziplocs and professionally vacuum-sealed pouches before THEY HID IT IN MY BACK YARD.<\/p>\n

I am starting to panic.<\/p>\n

I already did the full Tex-Avery-wolf AOOOOGAH! upon discovering the mammoth sackful of dope — estimated to be worth somewhere north of $175,000. My jaw already dropped. My eyes already bugged out. Now my heart is thumping my gullet. Breathing is getting iffy.<\/p>\n

I try to speak. I think my exact words to the solar-panel technician standing equally open-mouthed next to me are something to the effect of \u201cHoly. Fucking. SHIT!\u201d <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

H\/T to Matt Welch:<\/p>\n

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This is AMAZING. RT @mackreed<\/a> So – I just found $175,000 in weed stashed in my back yard. True story. bit.ly\/WLPyHX<\/a><\/p>\n

— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) December 6, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n