{"id":17778,"date":"2012-11-15T10:34:08","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T15:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=17778"},"modified":"2012-11-15T10:34:08","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T15:34:08","slug":"latest-advances-in-trouser-cough-suppression","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2012\/11\/15\/latest-advances-in-trouser-cough-suppression\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest advances in &#8220;trouser-cough suppression&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2012\/11\/15\/japanese_undies\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lester Haines<\/a> has a bit of fun with this &#8220;news&#8221; article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pairs of fart-absorbing underpants designed to contain the copious trouser cough output from Irritable Bowel Syndrome sufferers have proved a hit with Japanese businessmen.<\/p>\n<p>Manufacturer Seiren expressed pleasant surprise that their guff-busting smalls had attracted the attention of suits more accustomed to allocating most of their underwear budget to schoolgirls&#8217; used knickers.<\/p>\n<p>Spokeswoman Nami Yoshida said: &#8220;It took us a few years to develop the first deodorant pants that are comfortable enough to wear in daily life but efficient in quickly eliminating strong smells.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lester Haines has a bit of fun with this &#8220;news&#8221; article: Pairs of fart-absorbing underpants designed to contain the copious trouser cough output from Irritable Bowel Syndrome sufferers have proved a hit with Japanese businessmen. Manufacturer Seiren expressed pleasant surprise that their guff-busting smalls had attracted the attention of suits more accustomed to allocating most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,24,15],"tags":[618],"class_list":["post-17778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-science","category-japan","category-technology","tag-clothing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-4CK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17778"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17779,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17778\/revisions\/17779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}