{"id":16139,"date":"2012-07-20T00:04:55","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T05:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=16139"},"modified":"2012-07-19T14:48:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T19:48:57","slug":"qotd-those-maple-syrup-swilling-moose-jockeys-up-north","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2012\/07\/20\/qotd-those-maple-syrup-swilling-moose-jockeys-up-north\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: &#8220;&#8230; those maple syrup-swilling moose jockeys up north&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Canada\u2019s has always been like the U.S.\u2019s much less successful younger brother. We\u2019re this rich businessman and adventurer who has been on the cover of every magazine, while Canada is going to make manager at McDonald\u2019s any day now and has gotten a speaking role in the community theater\u2019s production of Beauty and the Beast and we\u2019re really proud of him.<\/p>\n<p>Except now Canadians are richer than us.<\/p>\n<p>[. . .]<\/p>\n<p>Yep, we\u2019re now being outpaced by those maple syrup-swilling moose jockeys up north. Thanks Obama!<\/p>\n<p>Frank J. Fleming, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imao.us\/index.php\/2012\/07\/losing-to-canada\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Losing to Canada&#8221;, <em>IMAO<\/em><\/a>, 2012-07-19<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Canada\u2019s has always been like the U.S.\u2019s much less successful younger brother. We\u2019re this rich businessman and adventurer who has been on the cover of every magazine, while Canada is going to make manager at McDonald\u2019s any day now and has gotten a speaking role in the community theater\u2019s production of Beauty and the Beast [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,57,41,13],"tags":[158,463],"class_list":["post-16139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cancon","category-humour","category-quotations","category-usa","tag-barackobama","tag-parody"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-4cj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16139"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16141,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16139\/revisions\/16141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}