{"id":13143,"date":"2012-01-19T12:24:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-19T17:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=13143"},"modified":"2012-01-19T14:42:15","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T19:42:15","slug":"vada-a-bordo-cazzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2012\/01\/19\/vada-a-bordo-cazzo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cVada a bordo, cazzo!<\/em>\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

It takes a lot to vault ahead of someone like world-class competitor President Bashar al-Assad of Syria in the most-hated person contest, but Captain Francesco Schettino<\/a> has “triumphed” in this, at least temporarily:<\/p>\n

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The coward in the hot seat is Captain Francesco Schettino, who infamously abandoned his sinking ship, the Costa Concordia<\/em>, leaving hundreds of passengers stranded in the dark off the Tuscan coast.<\/p>\n

The transcript of his conversation with Gregorio De Falco, an enraged Italian Coast Guard, has made a hero of DeFalco and rained down contempt on Schettino. T-shirts with an enraged De Falco\u2019s command, \u201cVada a bordo, cazzo!<\/em>\u201d (Get back on the boat, for f\u2014\u2019s sake!) have been a big hit.<\/p>\n

In the latest implausible explanation for his behaviour, Schettino claims he tripped on the listing Costa Concordia<\/em> and somehow found himself in a lifeboat from which he was unable to extricate himself. Certainly he did not return to the stricken vessel, where rescue operations went on until 6 a.m.<\/p>\n

The Christian Science Monitor<\/em> lists the bumbling Schettino\u2019s \u201ctop four deceptions.\u201d The best (or feeblest, depending on your level of cynicism) is a variation of the old insurance claim excuse — the tree came out of nowhere and hit me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Update<\/b>: Now there’s speculation that the shipwreck may have been caused in the course of an attempt to impress a young woman<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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The 25-year-old blonde, identified as Domnica Cemortan, was invited onto the bridge as the cruise liner sailed perilously close to Giglio, in what was apparently a \u2018salute\u2019 to an old friend of the captain\u2019s and a favour to the ship\u2019s head waiter, whose family were from the island.<\/p>\n

She was reportedly the guest of one of the ship\u2019s officers and may be the woman that passengers saw drinking and chatting with Capt Francesco Schettino on Friday evening, a few hours before the Costa Concordia<\/em> ran aground.<\/p>\n

Italian judicial authorities, who are investigating the accident and the captain\u2019s conduct, want to interview Ms Cemortan, who according to her Facebook page was born in Chisinau, Moldova, and lives in Bucharest, Romania. <\/p>\n

They believe she may be able to shed light on what happened on the bridge when the giant cruise ship collided with a rocky outcrop, ripping a massive gash in its hull.<\/p>\n

Adding to the mystery, she was reportedly not on the official list of passengers and crews. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It takes a lot to vault ahead of someone like world-class competitor President Bashar al-Assad of Syria in the most-hated person contest, but Captain Francesco Schettino has “triumphed” in this, at least temporarily: The coward in the hot seat is Captain Francesco Schettino, who infamously abandoned his sinking ship, the Costa Concordia, leaving hundreds of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,339],"tags":[156,61],"class_list":["post-13143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe","category-italy","tag-fail","tag-ships"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-3pZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13143"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13151,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13143\/revisions\/13151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}