{"id":12651,"date":"2011-12-19T08:26:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T13:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=12651"},"modified":"2014-05-09T14:33:33","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T19:33:33","slug":"drew-brees-got-his-early-xmas-gift-from-the-vikings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/12\/19\/drew-brees-got-his-early-xmas-gift-from-the-vikings\/","title":{"rendered":"Drew Brees got his early Xmas gift from the Vikings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; padding: 0px 10px 0px 0px\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Viking_Head.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Viking_Head\" width=\"80\" height=\"81\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-10672\" \/>A few weeks ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/12\/08\/what-early-xmas-gift-can-you-give-to-your-favourite-nfl-quarterback\/\" target=\"_blank\">I said<\/a> &#8220;If you really want to have your team\u2019s quarterback enjoy an early Christmas gift, there\u2019s nothing better than setting up a date with the Minnesota Vikings pass defence: your quarterback\u2019s stats will improve dramatically after just one game!&#8221; I also predicted &#8220;Next week, it\u2019ll be Drew Brees racking up a personal best passing performance for the New Orleans Saints.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should go into the <a href=\"http:\/\/thevikingage.com\/2011\/12\/18\/drew-brees-had-a-historic-day-against-the-vikings\/\" target=\"_blank\">predicting-the-future business<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Drew Brees\u2019 performance against the Vikings on Sunday wasn\u2019t just brilliant, it was historically brilliant. According to the experts at NFL.com (via @DanBarreiroKFAN), Brees on Sunday became the first QB in NFL history with a game of 400+ yards, 5+ TDs and an 80%+ completion rate with no INTs. In other words, Brees\u2019 gashing of the Vikings\u2019 defense today was arguably the most incredible such mauling in the entire long and storied history of professional football.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aSVTA7D3vEI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: To say that the Vikings secondary is awful is merely acknowledging <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/sports\/vikings\/135866293.html\" target=\"_blank\">reality<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Here is Quarterback A: 69.1 completion percentage; 31 TD passes, 6 INTs; 110.8 passer rating.<\/p>\n<p>Here is Quarterback B: 71.5 completion percentage; 37 TD passes, 11 INTs; 109.1 passer rating.<\/p>\n<p>Quarterback B is Brees. Quarterback A is a combination of everyone who has thrown a pass against the Vikings this season. Yes, that includes Brees and Aaron Rodgers (twice), who are having phenomenal years.<\/p>\n<p>But essentially the Conglomorate known as Quarterback A is having &mdash; at the very least &mdash; a Pro Bowl season. And if you want to go deeper, the 110.8 rating would be the 8th-best single-season passer rating in NFL history were it one QB. So you could say QBA is having an historic season.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Update, the second<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailynorseman.com\/2011\/12\/19\/2646955\/drafting-another-first-round-quarterback-is-a-ridiculous-idea\" target=\"_blank\">Christopher Gates<\/a> on the toxic waste pit masquerading as the secondary:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If Sean Payton had wanted Brees to throw for six hundred yards and seven touchdowns, he could have, and there wouldn&#8217;t have been a damn thing that the Vikings could have done about it. Because this might be the worst secondary in Vikings&#8217; history. Worse than the Willie Teal years. . .worse than the Wasswa Serwanga\/Robert Tate years. . .worse than any collection of secondary players in the 51 seasons that the Minnesota Vikings have been playing football.<\/p>\n<p>Of all the current defensive backs on the Vikings roster, I can&#8217;t think of a single one that should feel confident that they&#8217;re even going to be on the team next season, let alone playing a significant role. That may sound like hyperbole, but I&#8217;m really not sure that it is. I mean, I don&#8217;t count Antoine Winfield in that, because he&#8217;s done for the year, but really. . .and nobody&#8217;s a bigger Winfield fan than I am. . .the guy turns 36 before camp next season. How long can you rely on him?<\/p>\n<p>Chris Cook? The odds are just as good that he&#8217;ll be in prison in Week One of the 2012 NFL season than they are that he&#8217;ll be in the NFL. Husain Abdullah? Possibly, but now he&#8217;s fighting a concussion, and you can never really gauge how well a guy is going to come back from that. Outside of that, there is not one guy in this secondary that should be under the impression that their job is secure. Hell, right now our best defensive back. . .by a significant margin. . .is Benny Sapp, a guy that was watching games at home on his couch three weeks ago.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Update, 20 December<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailynorseman.com\/2011\/12\/19\/2648169\/a-picture-that-you-need-to-see-to-believe\" target=\"_blank\">This picture<\/a> explains why it&#8217;s a bad idea for Minnesota to try to come up with trick plays:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Vikings_Webb_to_Ponderplayaction.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Vikings_Webb_to_Ponderplayaction\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Vikings_Webb_to_Ponderplayaction.jpg 450w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Vikings_Webb_to_Ponderplayaction-150x100.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yep. That&#8217;s Joe Webb, backup quarterback, faking a hand-off to Christian Ponder, starting quarterback. On a team that includes Adrian Peterson, the best running back in football. I loved this comment at the <em>Daily Norseman<\/em> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailynorseman.com\/2011\/12\/19\/2648169\/a-picture-that-you-need-to-see-to-believe#86216966\" target=\"_blank\">dsludo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>CP7 and Musgrave convo<\/strong><br \/>\nCP7: What\u2019s the play call?<br \/>\nBM: Derp<br \/>\nCP7 What are you talking about coach?<br \/>\nBM: Derp Derpity Derp<br \/>\nCP7: Fuck it, I\u2019ll be the running back<br \/>\nBM: Derpity Herpity Derp<br \/>\nCP7: Webb you shotgun this shit. AP get back to the sidelines where you belong, while fucking over everyone\u2019s fantasy team. Loadholt pretend you\u2019re an NFL caliber Olineman.<br \/>\nReady break.<br \/>\nCP7: Damn coach that didn\u2019t work<br \/>\nBM: Derp it again<br \/>\nCP7: Seriously?<br \/>\nBM: Do I look serious, I SAID DERP IT AGAIN BITCH.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few weeks ago, I said &#8220;If you really want to have your team\u2019s quarterback enjoy an early Christmas gift, there\u2019s nothing better than setting up a date with the Minnesota Vikings pass defence: your quarterback\u2019s stats will improve dramatically after just one game!&#8221; I also predicted &#8220;Next week, it\u2019ll be Drew Brees racking up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[126,475,179],"class_list":["post-12651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football","tag-minnesotavikings","tag-neworleans","tag-nfl"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-3i3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12651"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25605,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12651\/revisions\/25605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}