{"id":11996,"date":"2011-11-09T12:55:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-09T16:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=11996"},"modified":"2011-11-27T12:54:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T16:54:24","slug":"penn-states-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/11\/09\/penn-states-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Penn State’s problem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Russ from Winterset<\/a> loses his temper over the truly disturbing way Penn State is handling their child rape issues<\/del><\/font> allegations:<\/p>\n

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So Joe Paterno is going to retire at the end of the season?<\/p>\n

Whiskey? Tango? Foxtrot? Does Joe think he is going to be carried off the MISS PIGGY<\/strong> field to the BEAKER<\/strong> cheers of the DR. BUNSEN HONEYDEW<\/strong> crowd after leading Penn STADLER<\/strong> State to another GONZO<\/strong> bowl game? FOZZIE BEAR<\/strong> that noise. He should have the common DR. TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM<\/strong> decency to slink out the back door of the coaching offices in shame like John SAM THE EAGLE<\/strong> Edwards leaving a session of a Federal RIZZO THE RAT<\/strong> Grand Jury.<\/p>\n

That moderation expressed in my first update? KERMIT<\/strong> that. If Joe JANIS THE BASS PLAYER<\/strong> Paterno is allowed to coach another ANIMAL<\/strong> football game at Penn RALPH THE DOG<\/strong> State University, every WALDORF<\/strong> fan in the stadium who so much as smiles when their BERT<\/strong> team scores their first ERNIE<\/strong> touchdown can go Suck The Barbed Cock of Satan as far as I’m concerned.<\/p>\n

BIG BIRD<\/strong>! Now I’m pissed.<\/p>\n

And when you come back with the “look at all he’s done for the community” card, tell me this. How many other kids have been raped since 2002 because JoePa and the other jackasses at Penn State didn’t think it was necessary to get the police involved in this situation? Ten? Five? Even one? Is that a fair trade for all that Joe Paterno has done for his community?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If it’s not quite clear from context, he “replace[d] all but one of my f-bombs in the original draft of the post with the names of Muppet Characters”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Russ from Winterset loses his temper over the truly disturbing way Penn State is handling their child rape issues allegations: So Joe Paterno is going to retire at the end of the season? Whiskey? Tango? Foxtrot? Does Joe think he is going to be carried off the MISS PIGGY field to the BEAKER cheers of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,79,26,9],"tags":[374,343,480,211,51,504,764],"class_list":["post-11996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bureaucracy","category-education","category-football","category-law","tag-children","tag-crimeandpunishment","tag-hypocrisy","tag-pennsylvania","tag-pr","tag-teenagers","tag-university"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-37u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11996"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12258,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11996\/revisions\/12258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}