{"id":11132,"date":"2011-09-13T12:13:27","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T16:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=11132"},"modified":"2011-09-13T11:27:52","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T15:27:52","slug":"qotd-responding-to-the-climate-reality-project","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/09\/13\/qotd-responding-to-the-climate-reality-project\/","title":{"rendered":"QotD: Responding to the “Climate Reality Project”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Today begins the 72-hour observance of the Climate Reality Project’s “24 hours of reality” info-event on the so-called “climate crisis” on Facebook and Twitter. I know, I know. Why call it “24 hours of reality” when you’re going to spend 72 hours doing it? Because SHUT UP YOU DENIALIST NAZI SYMPATHIZER!<\/p>\n

I’m not on Twitter, but let me share what I’ve communicated to my friends on Facebook:<\/p>\n

If ANYONE allows that fat bastard access to their Facebook account in order to spam me with their “THE SKY IS FALLING AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, WINGNUTZ” crap; not only will I de-friend you and refuse to speak to your dumb ass strictly out of principle, I solemnly vow that I will mail a LIVE OPOSSUM<\/strong> to your house in a big box full of styrofoam peanuts.<\/p>\n

LIVE. OPOSSUM.<\/p>\n

Please don’t test me. I’m serious here. Much like me, live opossums don’t care about fake science. They’re more interested in breaking stuff and having panicked bowel movements on the top shelf of your china hutch.<\/p>\n

“Russ from Winterset”, “My Response to ‘The Climate Reality Project'”, Ace of Spades H.Q.<\/em><\/a>, 2011-09-13<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today begins the 72-hour observance of the Climate Reality Project’s “24 hours of reality” info-event on the so-called “climate crisis” on Facebook and Twitter. I know, I know. Why call it “24 hours of reality” when you’re going to spend 72 hours doing it? Because SHUT UP YOU DENIALIST NAZI SYMPATHIZER! I’m not on Twitter, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[65,57,28,41],"tags":[245,391,240,39,593,310],"class_list":["post-11132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-environment","category-humour","category-media","category-quotations","tag-climatechange","tag-facebook","tag-globalwarming","tag-junkscience","tag-socialmedia","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-2Ty","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11133,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11132\/revisions\/11133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}