{"id":105689,"date":"2026-11-05T03:00:41","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T08:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=105689"},"modified":"2026-11-03T11:53:51","modified_gmt":"2026-11-03T16:53:51","slug":"friedrich-engels-a-doormat-with-a-trust-fund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/friedrich-engels-a-doormat-with-a-trust-fund\/","title":{"rendered":"Friedrich Engels, &#8220;a doormat with a trust fund&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friedrich Engels, credited with being the political partner of Karl Marx provided most of the funds to keep Marx out of the gutter, funds derived from his <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/Handre\/status\/2117635410939855299\" target=\"_blank\">capitalist career<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Friedrich-Engels.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; padding: 0px 0px 10px 25px\" src=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Friedrich-Engels.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-105690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Friedrich-Engels.png 300w, https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Friedrich-Engels-100x150.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Friedrich Engels, the trust-fund kid who spent forty years bankrolling the man who called capitalism exploitation. Ironic.<\/p>\n<p>Engels inherited co-ownership of Ermen &#038; Engels, a Manchester cotton mill, in 1864. He worked there as a partner, managed workers, collected profits, and wired money to Marx in London for decades. Marx, meanwhile, wrote about the immiseration of the proletariat from rented rooms his friend&#8217;s textile workers paid for. Marx fathered a child with his unpaid housekeeper, Helene Demuth, denied paternity, and let Engels take the blame publicly for years. Engels obliged. The man was a doormat with a trust fund.<\/p>\n<p>Marx himself produced almost nothing marketable. <em>Das Kapital<\/em> Volume One appeared in 1867; he never finished Volumes Two and Three. Engels assembled them from Marx&#8217;s notes after his death in 1883. The great theorist of historical inevitability couldn&#8217;t finish his own book.<\/p>\n<p>Two men, one the son of a factory owner and the other a chronic debtor who borrowed from his own mother, invented a theory that claimed capital accumulation is theft. Engels accumulated capital. Marx stole from everyone around him, privately and personally, before proposing to do it systematically at gunpoint through the state.<\/p>\n<p>Every currency debased, every factory nationalized, every famine engineered under regimes waving their banner traces back to two comfortable Europeans who never once went hungry because prices rose, stood in a breadline, or dug a mass grave for dissidents.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friedrich Engels, credited with being the political partner of Karl Marx provided most of the funds to keep Marx out of the gutter, funds derived from his capitalist career: Friedrich Engels, the trust-fund kid who spent forty years bankrolling the man who called capitalism exploitation. Ironic. Engels inherited co-ownership of Ermen &#038; Engels, a Manchester [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32,4,25,7,53,41],"tags":[1391,780,480,1076,816],"class_list":["post-105689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-britain","category-economics","category-history","category-politics","category-quotations","tag-biography","tag-communism","tag-hypocrisy","tag-karlmarx","tag-manchester"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-ruF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105689"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105733,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105689\/revisions\/105733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}