{"id":105348,"date":"2026-10-16T05:00:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-16T09:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=105348"},"modified":"2026-10-15T17:15:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T21:15:13","slug":"worried-you-might-commit-an-accidental-islamophobia-britains-greens-can-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/worried-you-might-commit-an-accidental-islamophobia-britains-greens-can-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Worried you might commit an accidental Islamophobia? Britain’s Greens can help!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The British Green Party has been getting a lot of media attention lately, but not for their former environmental concerns: now they’ve effectively converted themselves into the primary political vehicle for British Muslims, as Heydon Prowse<\/a> explains:<\/p>\n

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You know you’re in People’s Front of Judea territory when the GEWs (Greens of England and Wales) decree that the majority of JEWs (Jews Everywhere in the World) are “racist<\/a>“. Meanwhile, the party’s Muslim Greens grouping recently published a handy guide<\/a> to what is and isn’t “Islamophobic”.<\/p>\n

It turns out, pretty much everything is! Including, but not limited to, the following:<\/p>\n

1) Criticising the Koran<\/strong><\/p>\n

The guidance warns against saying that the teachings of the Koran<\/em> are backwards, because nothing says forward-thinking like a pre-Enlightenment ban on questioning religion.<\/p>\n

2) Speaking up against Islam’s treatment of women<\/strong><\/p>\n

Koran<\/em> 2:223<\/a> says wives are like farmland that husbands can cultivate as they please. Which, to be fair, is closer than the Green Party has come to discussing agriculture all year.<\/p>\n

3) Saying that Islam isn’t a massive fan of the gays<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not a single Muslim country in the world permits or recognises same-sex marriage or lets gay couples adopt. But according to the Muslim Greens, this is all the fault of the Brits.<\/p>\n

The guidance says: “Queerphobic legislation in many Muslim-majority countries is deeply tied to colonialism”. Apparently, the British Empire made them do it and has forced them to continue doing it enthusiastically ever since.<\/p>\n

4) Going to the pub<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yes, apparently having too many Green Party meetings and social events in venues with alcohol present is racist. Given that Wetherspoons is the closest thing Britain has to a place of worship, I find this one deeply offensive.<\/p>\n

Confused? You’re not alone. The Greens seem to have abandoned saving the planet in favour of a much more achievable pastime: making everything racist. It’s a bit like that game show, Is It Cake?<\/em><\/a>, except instead of cutting open a handbag to reveal layers of sponge and jam, you dissect every political opinion to unveil a hidden hate crime.<\/p>\n

Almost anything could be racist and you wouldn’t even know it. The guidance encourages Muslims to join the Greens because they “speak out on oppression everywhere”. But careful! It also says that if you assume a Muslim is oppressed, you might be being Islamophobic. Is it solidarity? Is it prejudice? Gotcha! It was cake all along! And now you’ve been referred to a disciplinary committee.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The British Green Party has been getting a lot of media attention lately, but not for their former environmental concerns: now they’ve effectively converted themselves into the primary political vehicle for British Muslims, as Heydon Prowse explains: You know you’re in People’s Front of Judea territory when the GEWs (Greens of England and Wales) decree […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,28,53,11],"tags":[304,104,459,1286,47,196,99],"class_list":["post-105348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-media","category-politics","category-religion","tag-antisemitism","tag-booze","tag-censorship","tag-greenparty","tag-islam","tag-lgbt","tag-racism"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-rpa","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105348"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":105350,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105348\/revisions\/105350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}