{"id":10202,"date":"2011-07-08T10:52:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T14:52:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=10202"},"modified":"2011-07-08T10:53:40","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T14:53:40","slug":"culinary-cage-match-middlesbroughs-parmo-versus-canadian-poutine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/07\/08\/culinary-cage-match-middlesbroughs-parmo-versus-canadian-poutine\/","title":{"rendered":"Culinary cage match: Middlesbrough’s “Parmo” versus Canadian Poutine"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was born in Middlesbrough, but it was news to me that they have their own “signature dish”: the parmo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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As promised, our highly-trained operatives took time off from audacious spaceplane projects to tackle the parmo — a Middlesbrough delicacy whose fame has already spread as far as Sunderland, but is now set to burst onto the international stage.<\/p>\n

However, in the interests of science, we decided to pitch the parmo against another dish whose name is uttered in hushed tones: Canadian poutine.<\/p>\n

Yes, we hear you ask, qu’est-ce que c’est<\/em> this poutine of which you parlez<\/em>? Since you ask, it’s an unholy alliance of chips, gravy and cheese curds, which will now do battle with the parmo’s deep-fried pork fillet for the ultimate post-pub nosh deathmatch crown.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I should probably warn you that poutine is really a Quebec dish, and has only recently become well known outside the province of its birth. It’s also been described as “the culinary equivalent of having unprotected sex with a stripper in the parking lot of a truck stop in eastern Quebec.”<\/p>\n

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So, what’s the verdict? Well, I’d like to be able to report that the Spanish locals were willing to give these two tempting dishes a go and report back, but no sooner did we emerge from the kitchen bearing platters of goodness, than the bar immediately emptied.<\/p>\n

Among the excuses offered for not being able to stick around to try our hearty fare was one bloke who’d forgotten it was his mother’s funeral in 10 minutes, and another chap who after 40 years as a committed atheist, decided it was an opportune moment to go to Mass and be reclasped to the bosom of the Church.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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