{"id":101764,"date":"2026-04-08T05:00:42","date_gmt":"2026-04-08T09:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=101764"},"modified":"2026-04-07T21:09:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T01:09:35","slug":"queering-the-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2026\/04\/08\/queering-the-past\/","title":{"rendered":"“Queering the Past”"},"content":{"rendered":"

It sometimes seems as though modern historians are spending all their time postulating that pretty much every prominent figure in western history was gay or lesbian or trans*. The latest attempt to present someone from British history as being trans is Queen Elizabeth I<\/a> (admittedly in a drama rather than a documentary):<\/p>\n

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The “Darnley Portrait” of Elizabeth I of England (circa 1575).
National Portrait Gallery via Wikimedia Commons.<\/p><\/div>\n

Appropriately, it was April Fool’s Day when I read that Queen Elizabeth I is to be portrayed as a cross-dressing man in a forthcoming television show<\/a>. But we live in times when the more silly and outlandish a rumoured cultural or political plan, the more likely it is to be true. Majesty<\/em> \u2013 an oddly “heritage” title for a project that clearly considers itself “transgressive” \u2013 is set to film this summer, and is seeking “trans actresses” (what we used to call cross-dressers, before they got really cross) to play the monarch.<\/p>\n

The Sun<\/em><\/a>, which first reported it, seemed drearily inclined to go along with the usual sexist claims of the trans lobby. “She is known for having traits associated with a male monarch”, it mouthed in a mealy manner in an article last week. What would those be \u2013 not getting her tits out for, if not the cameras, then the portrait painters of the era? “Some have speculated she had male pseudo-hermaphroditism, known as testicular feminisation”, the Sun<\/em> continued, also noting that “others are obsessed with the Bisley Boy myth”. Yes, “obsessed” isn’t too extreme a word here \u2013 I often hear people at bus stops discussing the Bisley Boy myth. This is the claim that Princess Elizabeth<\/a> died in her youth and was replaced by a local boy with red hair. It was popularised by Bram Stoker in his 1910 book, Famous Imposters<\/em><\/a> \u2013 because Bram “Dracula” Stoker never made up far-fetched stories based extremely loosely on real people, did he?<\/p>\n

The Sun<\/em> quoted a “TV insider” who insists: “Most historians dismiss the claims as misogyny motivated by the idea no woman could be as strong or capable without actually being a man. But it’s a theory which captures the imagination and appears to answer a lot of other questions around the unique queen.” <\/p>\n

What would these questions be? That Elizabeth never married and had no children? Must be a bloke, then \u2013 what real woman would forego such unqualified pleasures? It’s a sign that trans thought is so woefully conventional, so gender straitjacketed, that it just doesn’t seem able to grasp, in this case, why a woman would refuse to hand over her hard-won power to a man by marrying a stranger who didn’t even speak her language. Or that she said on the eve of the Spanish Armada invasion: “I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king”? It’s called wordplay, I believe, and was extremely common until people with Tin Ear Syndrome \u2013 a disease affecting the “trans community” and their inordinate number of “allies” \u2013 became so prevalent among those in the arts and media.<\/p>\n

This, of course, is our old mate “Queering the Past<\/a>” (or “lying” as those not educated beyond all common sense and honesty know it) beloved of universities, museums and other beclowned institutions. There have been some truly rib-tickling examples of it, such as the claim that “trans Vikings” existed<\/a>, which sounds like a Monty Python<\/em> sketch; sometimes the whole circus gets too much even for the most proudly gay public figure. In 2023, the museum dedicated to conserving the Mary Rose<\/em> hosted a blog, promising to understand the collection of everyday objects found on the 16th-century ship “through a queer lens”. This prompted the great Philip Hensher<\/a> to post on X: “I am as keen as anyone on gay sex, but I have to say to these curators \u2013 you’re fucking mental”.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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