{"id":10055,"date":"2011-06-28T09:44:28","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T13:44:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/?p=10055"},"modified":"2011-06-28T09:45:13","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T13:45:13","slug":"when-headline-writers-go-feral-or-a-typical-day-at-the-register","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/2011\/06\/28\/when-headline-writers-go-feral-or-a-typical-day-at-the-register\/","title":{"rendered":"When headline writers go feral, or a typical day at <em>The Register<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, really. How else can you describe an article headlined <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2011\/06\/28\/ohio_incident\/\" target=\"_blank\">like this<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milk<\/b><br \/><em>Ohio jub juice bandit faces substantial rack of charges<\/em><\/p>\n<p>An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges after allegedly getting drunk at a wedding reception, assaulting her husband and then spraying cops with breast milk.<\/p>\n<p>Stephanie Robinette, 30, (pictured) was cuffed in the early hours of Saturday morning outside a banqueting hall in Westville. Delaware County sheriff&#8217;s deputies responded to a call that she was having a bit of a ding-dong with her other half.<\/p>\n<p>Having allegedly whacked her husband various times, an &#8220;intoxicated&#8221; Robinette locked herself in their car, and refused to get out when officers moved in with the cuffs.<\/p>\n<p>According to the <em>Columbus Dispatch<\/em>, Robinette loudly declared she was a breastfeeding mother, &#8220;removed her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the car with her breast milk&#8221;.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, really. How else can you describe an article headlined like this: Drunken bust-up woman sprays cops with breast milkOhio jub juice bandit faces substantial rack of charges An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges after allegedly getting drunk at a wedding reception, assaulting her husband and then spraying cops with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,28,13],"tags":[343,450,98],"class_list":["post-10055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law","category-media","category-usa","tag-crimeandpunishment","tag-ohio","tag-police"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2hpV6-2Cb","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10055"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10059,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10055\/revisions\/10059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quotulatiousness.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}