Matt didn’t wake up comfortably this morning:
My wake-up nightmare was better than yours: Was forced to read aloud a Harlequin history of the torrid love affair between Ayn Rand & Soros!
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
This was read at a meeting of the Fresno City Council. According to the history–which seemed suspect–the lovers met in Nazi Germany.
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
The two had commandeered Hitler's secret boats to conduct daring explorations and build miles-long oil platforms off the coast of Belgium.
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
I was reading this under duress, because of a drug kingpin/local grandee who was about to set Fresno City Council on fire with golf balls.
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
The pictures in the slideshow of the young Soros were hilarious–basically the Eraserhead movie poster, but with white hair and insane grin.
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
Moral of the story: Daylight Savings Time is just WRONG.
— Matt Welch (@mleewelch) November 3, 2013
