Quotulatiousness

August 17, 2012

Prog rock still has those who poke fun… via @daveweigel

Filed under: History, Humour, Media — Tags: , , , — Nicholas @ 00:13

Although I’ve been happily linking to the prog rock series of articles at Slate, not everyone thinks that progressive rock is great. Here’s an “ad” put together by @SlateV for prog’s greatest hits (H/T to Dave Weigel himself):

And here’s James Lileks from a few years back:

It’s obvious from Note One that everyone involved in the effort had so much THC in their system you could dry-cure their phlegm and get a buzz off the resin, but instead of having the loose happy ho-di-hi-dee-ho cheer of a Cab Calloway reefer number, the songs are soaked with Art and Importance and Meaning. You can imagine the band members sitting down to hash out (sorry) the overarching themes of the album, how it should like start with Total Chaos man because those are the times in which we live with like war from the sky, okay, and then we’ll have flutes because flutes are peaceful like doves and my old lady can play that part because she like studied flute, man, in high school. The lyrics are all the same: AND THE KING OF QUEENS SAID TO THE EARTH THE HEIROPHANT SHALL NOW GIVE BIRTH / THE HOODED PRIESTS IN CHAMBERED LAIRS LEERED DOWN UPON THE LADIES FAIR / NEWWWW DAAAAY DAWNNNING!

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