Canada’s has always been like the U.S.’s much less successful younger brother. We’re this rich businessman and adventurer who has been on the cover of every magazine, while Canada is going to make manager at McDonald’s any day now and has gotten a speaking role in the community theater’s production of Beauty and the Beast and we’re really proud of him.
Except now Canadians are richer than us.
[. . .]
Yep, we’re now being outpaced by those maple syrup-swilling moose jockeys up north. Thanks Obama!
Frank J. Fleming, “Losing to Canada”, IMAO, 2012-07-19
July 20, 2012
QotD: “… those maple syrup-swilling moose jockeys up north”
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