Poor guy can’t get enough sleep because of his sex-mad spouse:
An exhausted Turkish man living in Germany has asked cops to protect him from his sex-mad missus, Bild reports.
The bleary-eyed victim of his wife’s “voracious embraces” walked into a police station in the southwestern city of Waiblingen on Tuesday to explain he’d spent four years kipping on the sofa in a vain attempt to get some shut-eye.
We should all be so burdened.
Comment by Tom Kelley — January 27, 2011 @ 13:09