Dark Water Muse has a terrible weekend:
Offline nobody can hear you scream
Like, Oh My God! WTF!? You so totally won’t believe what I’m going to tell you.
I lost my 5mbs DSL home internet connection sometime after 14:43 and before 15:00 on Friday August 28, 2009.
Now, it’s 19:29 Monday August 31, 2009. Still nothing. I’ve had a high speed DSL connection since the mid-90’s. I was among Bell Sympatico’s earliest subscribers. I shouldn’t be exposed to this kind of thing now. It’s unnatural. It’s the 21st century.
I’ve been forced to endure this for over three days. Can you imagine?
The horror.
The inhumanity.
The uncertainty of where to rest my thumbs if not on the space bar.
I only just managed to survive throughout the weekend. I ate fresh grubs and tender bamboo shoots until my fourth floor apartment condo neighbors caught me and forced me back into my apartment by whacking me with a broomstick. So, at least part of my weekend was normal.
